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TheHarmlessBrute

Stone Miner
im aware.... my style can be somewhat abrasive. i know i may scare the heebeejeebies out of some of you, i dont blame you. but if you opened your heart to me youd see me as the lovely gentle brute that i am. because this is difficult to believe i will give you some proof: i am a prolific wildlife activist! i have saved the following animals in order of most quantity to least, 937,582 ants(very large hill) they are my most saved species because they are my favorite creature, 3,440 ladybugs, 1903 leaf lizards, to save time ill move to mammals. 7 badgers, 6 woodpeckers, 6 lionfish, 5.5 zebras, 4 deer, 2 nile crocodiles, and finally one human.... you. yes thats right, this is my goal... i want to save you. i want to take all of your hardships and destroy them. let me do this, you will know who i am if i do. thank you
 

Asheey

Enderdragon Slayer
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Helper
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CasuallyAnnoying

Emerald Miner
Well then
 
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TheHarmlessBrute

TheHarmlessBrute

Stone Miner
How come didn't you save 4.2 platypuses?
DISGUSTING HORRIFIC JOKE OF A CREATURE!! WHAT A COWARDLY MONSTROSITY, YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER MARSUPIAL RELYING ON SOMETHING AS WEAK AND PATHETIC AS POISON! DONT YOU DARE MENTION THAT UNSPEAKABLE 'THING' AGAIN
 
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