Historical narrative of WitchCrafts

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ItzGioxD

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From the beginning, Dana was a cautious pupil of her former group leader, Tanqq. Every day she would meticulously observe his duels, noting significant shortcomings and advantages of his PVP style. Gradually, she became infatuated with the building blocks of what made Snapcraft combat so intense, which was creating a pit. So, before she could fight, she built, and before she built, she learned from one of the best pvpers on the server.

Like all great things, or for that matter, grand things in an insignificant parcel, it vanishes. Dana eventually cut ties with Tanqq and sought to learn the true meaning of PVP and to grasp the mechanics that drive dueling in the pit that resides in the end. Although the pit is a permeable state of constant change, its foundations and aspects remain almost constant through time. Dana created many hypotheses, theories, laws, and a multitude of experiments to encapsulate the significance of 1v1 dueling. Through dedication and many months of watching victors endure and the trashes perish, she came to find that the complex forms of fighting could not be reiterated clearly through confines of words and required immense intelligence (such as 162 IQ) to be realized.

Her work remains an inspiring piece to the legacy of Snapcraft. Here is one journal entry in her dissertation of 1.8.9 combat on Snapcraft:

“As I float above the pit of quartz and intense combat--I am also lost below the specks of purple static-- for the horizons are not bounded by the creation of man, just an unknowing entity. Currently, I lack the expertise in pvp to protect myself from the ungodly, grotesque creatures famed for their unmatched prowess. The lack of content within them is asinine, but that is as insignificant as the cosmetics that radiate within their doleful eyes… I take notice to their ping hits, blocking, use of god apples, and overall timing of pots. Sometimes these merciless warriors come to perish to a few unassuming jabs, a quick honorable death, but unmemorable. One tactic that gives plentiful advantages (observed in subject EverLastingPeace) is an Invis attack that is executed from above and behind, otherwise known as a surprise attack. Dueling shows no mercy, so I theorize that the effective approach is one that requires minimal effort…”

The unequivocal nature of the existence of Dana shines upon the sentiment of PVP itself. How profoundly brilliant her skills, how unabashedly her technique in combat. She reduces the flesh of men to simple molecules, sterilized them of their egos, for masculinity is a minuscule concept to the awe-inspiring PVP god. Her use of Speed II exemplifies her knowledge and in depth understanding of the mechanics that underlines the base of combat within Minecraft. Her beginning may have been minor, but like a snowball she hurled until she demolished everything in her path. Greek mythology could not even comprehend the magnitude of her overwhelming power; the foundations of Minecraft pvp are founded on her erratic behavior and distinguished skill level. She is the deity of PVP and remains currently undefeated in pit.

She began as a simple pupil, but through notetaking and practice she managed to become a respected member of Snapcraft. Today, I encourage all pvpers to reconcile and to remember all the efforts of Dana. She will forever remain the integral piece that transcended the simplicity of PVP.
 

EpicAgentJ

Void Walker
Okay...
 

deldog

First Step
Thank you for this honorable paragraph in the name of Dana, the one true pvp Goddess... let her forever be known across all lands in minecraft, especially on Snapcraft.
 

Wrys

Gold Miner
I am kind of confused here. Dana has been studying PvP, but when has she ever practiced it in your paragraph? Can you explain how she was able to climb to great heights to vaporize other players? Was it just studying good players? I feel like this story has a hole in it.
 
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