TheTenderChap
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So so so many of my readers have come to me desperate for relationship advice, and who I am if not a deliverer of promises? I will cover every inch of how to entice a women, sorry ladies a volume just for you is in the works.
First impressions are EVERYTHING, so you want to create a unique look, scent, and personality. Techniques I found successful include, wearing shirts inside out, homemade onion chewing gum, and screaming "OH GOD" before sneezing. Those are just a few of my thousands of foolproof techniques to obtain any female. You can find them all in my book "How To Make Her Say Yes: A Dating Guide" available at Target, Walmart and book stores near you!
The next most important thing is to make her remember you, brand her brain with the imprint of you. Tricks to do this simply and painlessly(for you) include, punching her when you say hello, threatening her dad with violence when she doesn't call back, and prank calling her and telling her that you're under her bed.
And this concludes this volume. You're welcome guys.
First impressions are EVERYTHING, so you want to create a unique look, scent, and personality. Techniques I found successful include, wearing shirts inside out, homemade onion chewing gum, and screaming "OH GOD" before sneezing. Those are just a few of my thousands of foolproof techniques to obtain any female. You can find them all in my book "How To Make Her Say Yes: A Dating Guide" available at Target, Walmart and book stores near you!
The next most important thing is to make her remember you, brand her brain with the imprint of you. Tricks to do this simply and painlessly(for you) include, punching her when you say hello, threatening her dad with violence when she doesn't call back, and prank calling her and telling her that you're under her bed.
And this concludes this volume. You're welcome guys.
