4 Word Stories Please Read For More Info

[HaydenGC]

As a sequel to Enchanted's '2 word stories', I have decided to create a 4 word stories thread. After the first page gets full with answers, you can only write 3 words in a comment. When the 2nd page fills with answers, only 2 words and the 3rd page fills and so on only 1 word per comment. Please no inappropriate words (racism, cussing etc.) When you message word(s) however, you have to wait for someone else to put words in the message (like enchanted's 2 word stories.)

I'LL START!

The cookie of awesomeness...

 

[OpticUniversse]

So... did I do it right?

...decided to go to...

 

[HaydenGC]

(yes you did)

the internet of coolness

 

[Misstify]

...so that he could...

 

[123IsIt]

...drink a cool can...

 

[Imacouplepixels]

but the Chinese landlord

 

[iamontda]

Named "Jillyjim Thunderthigh" didn't

 

[Misstify]

...allow him to enjoy...

 

[iamontda]

...that cool can because...

 

[HaydenGC]

...he killed himself happily...

 

[ColdFX]

I hope I win...

 

[Imacouplepixels]

a lifetime snowball supply

 

[Miggeh]

because I'm a scrub

 

[Misstify]

destroyer, but not a

 

[HaydenGC]

Noob because he recycled

 

[Misstify]

some great old jokes

 

[RefinedBird]

to murder all cool

 

[HaydenGC]

...masterminds because he just...

 

[RefinedBird]

hated pasta because tomatos

 

[HaydenGC]

Got all rotten and