Corrupt-a-wish!

[OpticUniversse]

Corrupt a Wish!

Game rules are pretty simple: first, ruin the person above you's wish, then make your own and wait for the poster below to ruin it..

Example:

Poster 1: I wish to be a really good DJ.
Poster 2: You are a good DJ but nobody will find out about you. I wish for a driver's license.
Poster 3: You get a driver's license, but it's invalid and you get pulled over. I wish for 2,500 pounds.

Rules:

• You have to corrupt the wish above you, not a previous posters. However, if you have a good corruption and you want to just add yours in too, after you corrupt the person above you, you can put in a spoiler or below with their name, wish (for recap) and give yours.
• Please keep the game PG-13. Nobody needs to know about your inappropriate wishes!

I'll start us off with: I wish for a new computer.

 

[Vicky]

You will have a new computer but it'll only be Windows XP.


Edit: My wish is to make up a wish that no one can say anything bad about.

 

[OpticUniversse]

You will have a new computer but it'll only be Windows XP.

You didn't make a wish!

 

[Vicky]

You didn't make a wish!

O, right. Wait wait xD

 

[OpticUniversse]

You are overwhelmed with good wishes and cannot bear the kindness any longer.
I wish for 100k.

 

[Guarde]

You got 100k but you accidently burnt them all thinking they were the old school papers you didn't want to see any longer...

I wish I wouldn't have social anxiety.

 

[I0reo]

You don't have social anxiety BUT u fell down the stairs
I wish That I'm the best cookie(Wait I already am my bad sorry)
I wish that I can turn invisible so i won't get in trouble in schoool

 

[iamontda]

You can turn invisible, but you can't see yourself so you keep smacking into walls.

I wish that I could visit the world of Undertale.

 

[Guarde]

You can visit the world of Undertale, but once you joined you are stuck and can never come back intro real life again (and you don't know that). You can also only play one path over and over again.

I wish Pokémon was real.

 

[Vicky]

Pokemon would be real, but any time you pass a person, you'd have to challenge them.

I wish for the 'SAVE' option in life.

 

[~ThatKidKlUe~]

You can have the save option in life, but you can only use it once

I wish for unlimited lucky charms

 

[iamontda]

You have unlimited Lucky Charms, but every time you get some you also get unlimited orange juice (rather than milk).

I wish that I could make better skins.

 

[TayForTheWin]

You end up making one color skins like look likes something threw up on it

I wish I was a little shorter *cough* 5'5 not 5'7-5'8

 

[Capo]

You'll be shorter but you will be a midget.
I wish I could dream like TayFTW

 

[iamontda]

You can dream like Tay, but you realize that those dreams are hard to handle and you explode. :3

I wish I was taller ( I'm 5'3 ;-; ).

 

[OpticUniversse]

(I'm 5'0 I feel you here ;n
You grow taller then the clouds and crush everything you see. (I wrote a story about this, it was like 70 pages. Good stuff before I had to turn it over to the person who was supposed to pay me 1$/page and ripped me off...)

I wish to be happy.

 

[Capo]

You will be happy, but you will be so happy that your head will explode.
I wish that I could have an OG minecraft name.

 

[OpticUniversse]

You have it for 1 day then get terminated by mojang for not following the EULA.
I wish for a cat.

 

[Vicky]

You will get a cat, but it will run away the next day.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

[TayForTheWin]

You can dream like Tay, but you realize that those dreams are hard to handle and you explode. :3

I wish I was taller ( I'm 5'3 ;-; ).

Want to trade?

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You wish for ever but you end doing at the age of 20 instead of living forever

I wish I could get over my stage fright