Corrupt-a-wish!

[Capo]

You will get over this certain fright. But then you will become allergic to water.
I wish for a Pony.

 

[iamontda]

You get a pony, but it only lives for 3 years.

I wish school wasn't a thing.

 

[XDBlaze325]

You wish school wasent a thing but u fail it for 3 years give up leave and never get a job.

I wish to for them to leave me alone

 

[iamontda]

They leave you alone, but now you have nobody to talk to.

I wish I had money.

 

[XDBlaze325]

You wish to have money but spend it on a scam and lose every thing u have

I wish for the harassment to stop

 

[iamontda]

The harassment stops, but everyone becomes overpoweringly clingy to you and you eventually drown in a sea of people.

I wish that more people had Undertale profile pictures.

 

[Cookie]

Once everyone gets Undertale profile picture, your picture is no longer original.

I wish for more cookies.

 

[Guarde]

There will be more cookies, but all the cookies are Oreos...

I wish my body was perfect.

 

[I0reo]

Your body is perfect but u have EBOLALALALALA

I wish That I will get good grades on 3rd quarter Or else im screwed

 

[OpticUniversse]

Your grades are straight 100% but everyone is jealous and they kill you for your homework...

I wish for a new laptop that doesn't break or blow up.

 

[TayForTheWin]

You too your laptop in water

I want a better life #teenlifesucks

 

[Nuaahlala]

You get a better life but the person closest to you gets injured every 3 months.
I wish i could 360 noscope

 

[iamontda]

You can 360 noscope, but you can only kill people you like.

I wish I could draw well.

 

[Capo]

You will draw well, but what you draw will happen to a random person in the world, and you will only draw gruesome deaths.
I wish for this thread to keep going.

 

[iamontda]

This thread keeps going, but you can't post in it.

I wish nostalgia wasn't so heart shattering.

 

[Capo]

Nostalgia wont be heart shattering, but your heart will literally shatter.
I wish for @iamontda to be cool.

 

[iamontda]

I'm cool, but it drains all of the cool from you.

I wish that everyone liked Lucky Charms.

 

[Capo]

Everyone will like lucky charms but then everyone will die of a sugar overdose.
I wish iamontda would tell me where you can make custom achievements like in his signature.

 

[iamontda]

I tell you that you can get them from me, but that it was just a personal animation of Nitor I wanted to create.

I wish my penguins were as cool as the one in Capo's signature.

 

[OpticUniversse]

I wish iamontda would tell me where you can make custom achievements like in his signature.

https://www.minecraftskinstealer.com/achievement/

They are but the penguins turn against you and kill you.

I wish gta 5 would load.