Bants jokes

[Morty_PvP]

Alright, I'm just gonna start a thread to pop a quick jokes section, don't know if this has been done before but let's give it a try! Post your joke down below!

Women are like car parking spaces - the good ones are taken, and sometimes when nobody is looking you slip in the disabled one.

 

[Jedz]

If anyone jokes about me being Australian in this thread I will be furious (I'm looking at you two mainly @Legitmon @~Crafter~)

 

[Guarde]

If anyone jokes about me being Australian in this thread I will be furious (I'm looking at you two mainly @Legitmon @~Crafter~

You forgot to close your bracket.

How many levels of irony are you on?
- About five or six right now my dude.

(I like memes)