Eg For New Players (guide)

[FreezeBlaze]

Alright so as many players know, I'm a god in eg, so much of a god that I get this a lot :

Or you are just salty that I naded you and blame it on anti kb even though I was never near you :

And for those who haven't called hacks yet, you are probably like my friend KingVorc over here :

Or you know I'm just that good and are salty like this guy :

Or like YourSaltyy over here who got salty over me spawn camping :

Or you get salty just to realise you messed up after getting roasted, here is an example from RainnTri :

Step one :
Be a team player, if you run towards a vip in a 1v1, I can't promise you wining, especially not against me. Team up with a few friends or just casually try to stay near your teamates, and trust me, this helps A LOT, here are some examples :

Step two :
Get the low ground, since the reach for hitting goes from the head part of your body, you technically have a longer reach than your opponent if you hit from underneath them. If you try to run to higher ground like MrMcHoop here, you are going to get combo'ed :

FaQ (Frequently asked questions) :
Question #1 :

Answer #1 :

Question #2 :

Answer #2 :
Tach has the perfect answer for you :

Why not? Because :

Question #3 :
Why do people think you hack so much?
Answer #3 :
Well I have no exact reason, but I have a feeling it has something to do with this :

Now I want to sort of off on a big tip, that will help a lot of players and the EG community overall. Don't use hacks. Now what I mean by hacks is clients, mods that give an advantage. I've seen alot of these kind of people lately and to be honest, it sucks. So please don't turn into this guy and start trying to fly :

If you didn't realise it by now, most of this thread is just a joke. I spent over an hour on this thread, (not including all the in-game time to take the screenshots)
~Freeze

 

[ThanksForComing]

Hahahah Nice man xD

 

[~Crafter~]

I think you've pretty accurately shown the amount of people who hacksuate on Earthgames. To be honest it makes me feel good when they say this as I've never hacked

 

[Danneh__]

I love how you said in q3 'Why do so many people think I hack'

hmm.. maybe because you were banned for hacking before?

 

[Wacky]

I mean the amount of effort you've put into this thread is great, but it just shows how cocky you are XD

 

[Cookie]

oh another one of your threads to show your 'amazing' skill.

nice.

 

[FreezeBlaze]

I love how you said in q3 'Why do so many people think I hack'

hmm.. maybe because you were banned for hacking before?

Falsely banned*

 

[FreezeBlaze]

I mean the amount of effort you've put into this thread is great, but it just shows how cocky you are xd

I always try to take the time to make a great thread, these usually take about an hour or so to make (for most of the threads I make, some take longer or shorter)