AshlandGaming
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This is a joke. This should not be taken seriously.
Hello.
This is Snap News with AshlandGaming and... where is Jedz? Oh, never mind.
It's 6pm when I started writing this.
Our latest story. Jedz has been promoted to Mod because she is the best staff member you can ever have. Everyone loves her. she rules... she rules... SHE RULES... sorry for raising my voice. Beautifully unconventional.
Players have been hitting the helpers in KitPVP. There will be a decision whether or not to arrest them.
A player was arrested on the suspicion of murder in the PvP mine on Prison. Agent Illusion and his friends will be deciding the punishment, not the judge.
A player was arrested on the suspicious of murder in the PvP mine on Prison (another one). AshlandGaming killed him. get rekt people. You should let vulnerable people mine.
On KitPVP, is it all pay2win? Use /adlink. Use /adlink. Sorry for repeating myself.
And PrinceAshy might be part of the Illuminati. /\
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And people are starting to grow more sugar cane on Prison. Since when do we start a sentence with a conjunction? AshlandGaming and AdditionDirt are examples. They have farms now worth $100 million. All this sugar will go towards cereals and drinks. What are we doing to people?
Snapcraft has over 1000 players right now. Obvious?
AshlandGaming was killed by many players in the PvP mine on Prison. He will kill them too.
That's all we have tonight. I will get my telescope to find out more. Enjoy your evening. Don't sue us. We are all innocent.
This is a joke. This should not be taken seriously.
Hello.
This is Snap News with AshlandGaming and... where is Jedz? Oh, never mind.
It's 6pm when I started writing this.
Our latest story. Jedz has been promoted to Mod because she is the best staff member you can ever have. Everyone loves her. she rules... she rules... SHE RULES... sorry for raising my voice. Beautifully unconventional.
Players have been hitting the helpers in KitPVP. There will be a decision whether or not to arrest them.
A player was arrested on the suspicion of murder in the PvP mine on Prison. Agent Illusion and his friends will be deciding the punishment, not the judge.
A player was arrested on the suspicious of murder in the PvP mine on Prison (another one). AshlandGaming killed him. get rekt people. You should let vulnerable people mine.
On KitPVP, is it all pay2win? Use /adlink. Use /adlink. Sorry for repeating myself.
And PrinceAshy might be part of the Illuminati. /\
/ _\
And people are starting to grow more sugar cane on Prison. Since when do we start a sentence with a conjunction? AshlandGaming and AdditionDirt are examples. They have farms now worth $100 million. All this sugar will go towards cereals and drinks. What are we doing to people?
Snapcraft has over 1000 players right now. Obvious?
AshlandGaming was killed by many players in the PvP mine on Prison. He will kill them too.
That's all we have tonight. I will get my telescope to find out more. Enjoy your evening. Don't sue us. We are all innocent.
