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off topic is almost dead_this is my attempt to bring it back

Discussion in 'Off-Topic (Other)' started by TheHarmlessBrute, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. TheHarmlessBrute

    TheHarmlessBrute Stone Miner

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    im aware.... my style can be somewhat abrasive. i know i may scare the heebeejeebies out of some of you, i dont blame you. but if you opened your heart to me youd see me as the lovely gentle brute that i am. because this is difficult to believe i will give you some proof: i am a prolific wildlife activist! i have saved the following animals in order of most quantity to least, 937,582 ants(very large hill) they are my most saved species because they are my favorite creature, 3,440 ladybugs, 1903 leaf lizards, to save time ill move to mammals. 7 badgers, 6 woodpeckers, 6 lionfish, 5.5 zebras, 4 deer, 2 nile crocodiles, and finally one human.... you. yes thats right, this is my goal... i want to save you. i want to take all of your hardships and destroy them. let me do this, you will know who i am if i do. thank you
     
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  2. Ashie

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    Oh
     
  3. CasuallyAnnoying

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    Survival King
    Well then
     
  4. Firefoxking4

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    Haha what do you mean by 5.5 zebras?, what It being hunted?
     
  5. TheHarmlessBrute

    TheHarmlessBrute Stone Miner

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    i dont want to save you anymore
     
  6. Firefoxking4

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    Aww, I was just asking a question.
     
  7. Firefoxking4

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    But, what does the 5.5 zebra mean?
     
  8. Squaker

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    How come didn't you save 4.2 platypuses?
     
  9. TheHarmlessBrute

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    DISGUSTING HORRIFIC JOKE OF A CREATURE!! WHAT A COWARDLY MONSTROSITY, YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER MARSUPIAL RELYING ON SOMETHING AS WEAK AND PATHETIC AS POISON! DONT YOU DARE MENTION THAT UNSPEAKABLE 'THING' AGAIN
     
  10. Squaker

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    Ima be the platypus protector
     
  11. Firefoxking4

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    How comes you didn't save 4.3 foxes?
     
  12. Verzonx

    Verzonx Banned

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    Primol
    I am very scared.
     
  13. Awais

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    fantastic attempt 10/10

    one of the best reads in a while this
     
  14. TheHarmlessBrute

    TheHarmlessBrute Stone Miner

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    are you mocking me?
     
  15. TheHarmlessBrute

    TheHarmlessBrute Stone Miner

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    i am ashamed and horrified that i have made you feel like this, i will punish myself harshly... do not doubt for a second that i will. i am deeply sorry
     
  16. Verzonx

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    Primol
    Oh do not do that.
     
  17. Squaker

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    I think we all are ngl
     
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  18. Firefoxking4

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    No, as I said I am not afraid to ask questions.
     
  19. Majestical

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    i’m not seeing bears on that list :-/
     
  20. TheHarmlessBrute

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    bears arent mammals