Ban Process Defined!

Aaron

Creeper Hugger
Alright guys, I was really bored, so I thought I would shed a little light on the way we decide how we accept appeals. We do so using a very nice mathematical function:
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The way this works is the following:
  • The amount of times you appeal will significantly lower your chance to be unbanned, and I mean by a LOT. By 3 appeals, you're at 10% chance, and at 4 appeals, you're in the negative values.
  • The quality of your appeal has a logarithmic effect. This means that appeals rated 7/8/9/10 are pretty much all good appeals, so your chances will be pretty high. However, dropping down below 5 hurts your chances a lot.
  • The way I feel when I'm reading your appeal has a linear effect on your appeal. Generally, this number will not go down past 5, but it basically just scales your application chance.
  • Living in Canada, I'm always greeted by aggressive ducks/geese. They clearly want a say in your appeal, so as I'm reading it, if I see any outside, I'll let them have a small nibble on your appeal.
  • Notice that if even if you score full marks across all categories, you still have a 5% chance of not being unbanned. This represents the special cases where we just don't like you.
  • All in all, if you've written an appeal with an above 70 chance, you've done a good job!
When the percentage is calculated, we pull out one of those "wheel of fortune" spin boards, and color in your percentage to indicate an unban. Due to my inability to color inbetween the lines, this may skew the results by plus or minus 5%, but whatever. Once that's done, spin to winnn!!! If it lands on an "accept", congratulations, your appeal will be accepted. If not, then too bad.

Final note, I'm completely lying. I'm so bored right now.
 
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Aaron

Aaron

Creeper Hugger
I do.

The equation is actually pretty legit too. Yes, the amount of appeals you make does exponentially decrease your chances. The quality of your appeal also has a bellcurved effect, and my mood definitely does affect chances (although a lot smaller than in the equation). I don't care about ducks though, although they are very aggressive.
 

RaisinGlory

Gold Miner
After reading it over and discussing it with my fellow moose, I chugged a glass of maple syrup and made a conclusion. I'm sorry Aaron, but this does not follow the Constitution of Zimbabwae 1480 nor American Constitution of Tables. Please revise.
 

Cookie

Diamond Miner
So, when you were trying to figure all of this out, I was confused...

But if you think about it carefully, it's pretty simple. Let's put it in a math problem:

Cookie makes 20 appeals and that would be rated a 5 out of 10. If Aaron wasn't in a good mood, since there was only 2 ducks outside, what are the chances of her getting unbanned?

Answer: 0% Main thing you have to see is the generosity and the ducks. If there aren't enough ducks outside, no one's getting unbanned.
 

OpticUniversse

Zombie Killer
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Vicky

Obsidian Miner
I find it interesting how society spends their time when they're bored. We could pick up a book and educate ourselves, but no, we make fun mathematical expressions on your chances on getting unbanned on a Minecraft server.
 
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