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FreezeBlaze
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Alright so I've been having a lot of stuff to do lately for school and irl friend problems and family problems so I won't be on sc for a few days or weeks probably, might come on here or there for a couple of minutes but not nearly as much as I did before. But I decided to give you guys a little something before I leave. This is also to sort of give you guys my point of view of things going on in eg, If you guys get easily offended (yes some of these aren't the nicest of things) then I suggest you don't look at the one for you specifically, or for your friends if you want. Looking at these is your choice thats why I'm seperating them up.I also decided to use a bit of poetry here since we are doing that right now in english class and I'm supposed to be doing homework for it right now to practice so I guess this also counts right?(Also note that I am horrible at poetry, so don't expect anything good, I'm only decent at finding rhymes off the internet 
) Here we go :
[Helper] Dudeman470
He used to be a player
But now we just ask "where"
You aren't too active
Nor are you attractive
But you still are my favorite player
You used to be super active as a player, but now that you are helper, you have to do your helper stuff. You still come once in a while which is amazing, I always have tons of fun playing with you. I will always remember you as the only person with a halo skin
[VIP] calcows
He never gives up
He is as sturdy as a cup
He loves those snowballs
But he ain't got no balls
Yet he still never gives up
Damn, I don't have too many memories with you, other than you and me spamming nades at each other. I'll nearly always remember you as the one person who spams nades back when they get naded.
[VIP] aCreeperKiller
You definitely got those shots
But you ain't got those hops
Everytime you try to run
Ohh I find it so fun
But wow those shots
You are one of the very little population of players that end up killing me most of the time. Not only have I died many times to you in 1v1's, but I have a lot of respect for your reaction times. You definitely are more of a challenge than the average player.
[VIP] Foxycat58
Woah, where do I start
Damn you are so smart
Everytime I fall in a hole
You are there hiding like a mole
Then again, you are smart
Honestly, woah, not only are you one of the oldest eg players that I know, but you are also one of the highest leveled players on the entire server! That level 150 1 1/2 heart damage bonus makes you hit like a god, which makes falling in a hole with you a death sentence. Honestly I'm suprised at how active you are too, even if you aren't on all day for me, you definitely are there when I stay up all night (Timezones).
[VIP] Baer7
Damn can you ks
Can you even handle my ms
You are so active
Skin so attractive
Now just stop with all the ks
Nearly every time I see you, it is because I'm low on health and you want that kill xd, you are an amazing team player, I always see you fighting with nons and helping them fight other vips because you know they won't be able to 1v1 them, and when they get the kill you don't get salty or anything. You are a great team player in my opinion.
[VIP] Nirvana_Girl23
Damn you don't like to fight
When you see me, your face goes white
When you join a game
Your msg's are lame
But wow you don't put up a fight
The reason why the poem goes like so is because you always msg me, at the begining of every time, for me to team with you. For the past 15+ games that I have played with you, I could always count on getting a /msg from you asking for a truce, within 10 seconds of course. Wow do I like your skin though
Honorable Mentions (Did you actually think I wouldn't roast some people in this? come on >.>)
I know I did, am I not allowed to have high sensitivity?
Alright, I won't, I guess you could say you are tasting the rainbow
Sorry for 1v5'ing you guys inside your spawn while half of you guys had spawn protection, I'm so very sorry.
Sorry, I should've taken a count of the fact that you didn't know how to count. Next time I will make sure to clearify each time I move whenever I fight you.
Yeah, I know I do, a ton of other people already made this clear to me...
This is a joke btw
When a non tries to truce :
And that is how he learned
If I forgot anybody just msg me in-game, and make sure to tell me in advance if you don't want me to roast you.
~Freeze
) Here we go :[Helper] Dudeman470
He used to be a player
But now we just ask "where"
You aren't too active
Nor are you attractive
But you still are my favorite player
You used to be super active as a player, but now that you are helper, you have to do your helper stuff. You still come once in a while which is amazing, I always have tons of fun playing with you. I will always remember you as the only person with a halo skin
He never gives up
He is as sturdy as a cup
He loves those snowballs
But he ain't got no balls
Yet he still never gives up
Damn, I don't have too many memories with you, other than you and me spamming nades at each other. I'll nearly always remember you as the one person who spams nades back when they get naded.
You definitely got those shots
But you ain't got those hops
Everytime you try to run
Ohh I find it so fun
But wow those shots
You are one of the very little population of players that end up killing me most of the time. Not only have I died many times to you in 1v1's, but I have a lot of respect for your reaction times. You definitely are more of a challenge than the average player.
Woah, where do I start
Damn you are so smart
Everytime I fall in a hole
You are there hiding like a mole
Then again, you are smart
Honestly, woah, not only are you one of the oldest eg players that I know, but you are also one of the highest leveled players on the entire server! That level 150 1 1/2 heart damage bonus makes you hit like a god, which makes falling in a hole with you a death sentence. Honestly I'm suprised at how active you are too, even if you aren't on all day for me, you definitely are there when I stay up all night (Timezones).
Damn can you ks
Can you even handle my ms
You are so active
Skin so attractive
Now just stop with all the ks
Nearly every time I see you, it is because I'm low on health and you want that kill xd, you are an amazing team player, I always see you fighting with nons and helping them fight other vips because you know they won't be able to 1v1 them, and when they get the kill you don't get salty or anything. You are a great team player in my opinion.
Damn you don't like to fight
When you see me, your face goes white
When you join a game
Your msg's are lame
But wow you don't put up a fight
The reason why the poem goes like so is because you always msg me, at the begining of every time, for me to team with you. For the past 15+ games that I have played with you, I could always count on getting a /msg from you asking for a truce, within 10 seconds of course. Wow do I like your skin though
I know I did, am I not allowed to have high sensitivity?
Alright, I won't, I guess you could say you are tasting the rainbow
Sorry for 1v5'ing you guys inside your spawn while half of you guys had spawn protection, I'm so very sorry.
Sorry, I should've taken a count of the fact that you didn't know how to count. Next time I will make sure to clearify each time I move whenever I fight you.
Yeah, I know I do, a ton of other people already made this clear to me...
This is a joke btw
When a non tries to truce :
And that is how he learned
If I forgot anybody just msg me in-game, and make sure to tell me in advance if you don't want me to roast you.
~Freeze
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