noahsponge
Diamond Miner
Whoever writes a joke that makes me laugh wins!
Whoever writes a joke that makes me laugh wins!
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
I've heard the the others, but these...Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
I like that xDA husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Sorry if this is offensive in any way. Kappa.
That was from a website, just thought the joke was too funny to keep to myself XD
creeper when u getting on so u can inv me to fac.I like that xD
Sooncreeper when u getting on so u can inv me to fac.
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