Funniest Joke Giveaway

[noahsponge]

Whoever writes a joke that makes me laugh wins!

 

[Kath]

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

I've heard the the others, but these...
xD

 

[LuckyThinking]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Sorry if this is offensive in any way. Kappa.

That was from a website, just thought the joke was too funny to keep to myself XD

 

[Creeper1o8]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Sorry if this is offensive in any way. Kappa.

That was from a website, just thought the joke was too funny to keep to myself XD

I like that xD

 

[Enchanted]

I like that xD

creeper when u getting on so u can inv me to fac.

 

[Creeper1o8]

creeper when u getting on so u can inv me to fac.

Soon

 

[Imacouplepixels]

I can read

 

[LuckyThinking]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"